2-14-2015 7th Ward Mardi Gras Extra Super VIP Party Party Lounge

brad2Sponsors: 7th Ward Committeewoman Marie Ceselski and Not Committeeman Brad Pitt
Time/Date: 10:30 am-5 pm Saturday, February 14, 2015
Place: Top Secret New Location

Open to the Public: No. This is an invitation only event. Only Extra Super VIPs are invited.

Agenda:

10:30-11:30 am Meet at Extra Super VIP Party Party Lounge to receive Extra Super VIP Badges, beads, and enjoy Bacon & Donut Sandwiches, Coffee Cake, Beverages, Music

11:30 am Depart Extra Super VIP Party Party Lounge to take in the Mardi Gras Grand Parade and visit our friends working nonprofit booths

1 pm Return to Extra Super VIP Party Party Lounge to enjoy Brad Pitt’s Extra Super Gumbo, Spicy Meatballs, Chocolate & Raspberry King Cakes, More Tasty Treats Than You Can Imagine, Adult Beverages, Music

2 pm Everyone has gone insane because their cell phones do not work in Soulard on Grand Parade Day

3 pm Nerds discuss winning lottery.

4 pm If the guy napping in the chair falls out of the chair, don’t step on him.

5 pm There is no more gumbo. You do not show up at 5 pm and get gumbo.

IMPORTANT STUFF

You Must Be 21 Years Of Age To Party With Us.

There will be a variety of beer but not much Light/Princess of Beer because it is just wrong.

Ignore whatever is going on next door.

The Alley Goose and Alley Hens will only hurt you if they do not like you. Offerings of top shelf liquor are not required but are encouraged. You may leave them in the offering box on the porch next to the pony wearing a unicorn costume.

If you would like to take home one of the morbidly obese feral cats, please do.

Pony rides are a nickel. We do not make change.

Leftover desserts will be taken to a homeless shelter.

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